“Why am I still single?” many of us lament. “I’m so lonely!” we cry in the night. If your Tinder profile includes photos of you in your car or flicking the bird, that may be a slight deterrent to the right, or any, woman swiping right. Honey and Moon Photography can help you with that. We offer online profile photo packages that look natural and make you look your best. Call us, immediately.
But, for many of us, the root of our singleness may be buried in the same bad habits we learned as insecure teenagers. We keep doing the same thing and expecting a different result. Or maybe you’ve had so many discouraging experiences, you’ve just given up entirely.
“Love to Love Ya Baby” is for YOU! Thursday, March 10, 2016, we’ll be at Transmission at 150 Bay St. with some of the greatest businesses in Jersey City to give you advice on how to be an even more amazing version of who you are. The great wall standing between you and your soul mate may only be a matter of changing the color of your eyeliner and getting bangs. Guys, sporting the same hair style for the last 10 years? It matters! Your potential true love needs to see your outer hottie before they get to your inner hottie! Stylists from Balance and Shampoo JC will be there to talk with you about changing up your game and looking your best!
Maybe you’re showing too much cleavage on the first date. Maybe not enough. Fashion gurus from Another Man’s Treasure and Tia’s will be on deck to give you tips on how to dress for success. And guys, let’s face it. Your Devil’s jersey isn’t doing you any favors. Another Man’s Treasure will be there with style advice to unlock your inner handsomeness to attract the perfect one for you!
“But I’m gorgeous,” you say, with your perfect manicure and your luxurious locks. “My girlfriends say I look like Brad Pitt’s cuter cousin,” you protest. Maybe you’re in need of some spiritual guidance. Joy McKinney, an “eclectic” psychic with over 18 years of experience, will be giving 10 minute readings for $15. Leah Guy, owner of Modern Sage, is offering a free sample chakra readings and consultations while also selling amazing anointing oils, crystals and products to attract your soul mate and deepen your love of self.
Crystals and tarot not your thing? Are you more logic based? Do not fret! Katelynn Phillips of Word Book Stores will be there with her team to guide you through the mountains of literature and research and poetry you must traverse to get to your true love!
Half way there, but need a little push? Donald Gallagher, an original Radical Faery and an alto in the Reverend Billy Choir, not only restores the historical painting on the walls of Grace Church, but will restore your faith in true love with advice on your online dating profile and other affairs of the heart. Tips are welcomed and encouraged!
Honey and Moon Photography will be there to take a complimentary photo you can retrieve via FaceBook to use for your online dating profile. We love you and we want you to fall in love!
Once you’ve aligned your chakra and perfected your cha-cha, head over to the bar, where Genevieve and Howard will have drink specials on hand created to either help you fall in love or fall into someone’s arms. DJ Barbarella and DJ Mary Freed will be spinning in the front and the back, making it easy for you to groove up on some cutie pie who just got great fashion advice. You can’t lose! Grab a partner and dance all night to DJ Wiz who spins classic and soulful uplifting house!
More info? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call us directly at 551-200-7364! Follow us on FaceBook for “Love to Love Ya Baby” updates! Cause weeeeeeeeee Love to Love Ya Baby!